So are you single? Have a look at the 7 definite lies below, that you usually tell.
Not Single? Browse through the below checklist and unveil the true feelings of your friends!
1. I don't have time for a relationship.
Hahaha this is hilarious! What are you so busy with? Counting stars??
Oh wait, you must be a celebrity! But guess what, they have time for relationships too!
What they mean: I have no one I can date.
2. I am very career oriented. I can't date anyone because I am already married to my career!
Wow! That's a wonderful excuse to give. OMG did I say wonderful? I meant 'poor'! Yes.. POOR!
What they mean: I have no one I can date. And I am going to use my work as an excuse.
3. I love myself just too much.
Really? What a news! So you mean, people who are dating hate themselves!
What they mean: I have no one I can date.
4. I am not dating because I want to have fun. I wish to enjoy my life.
Right Of Course.. It's the people who date who have sad and lonely lives, and yes! they don't enjoy or have fun.
What they mean: I have no one I can date.
5. No relationship = No worries.
Really? No worries at all? You don't have a care in the world? Who pays your bills, if I may ask?
What they mean: I have no one I can date.
6. I really don't like anyone that way.
Wow! That's a lie! That's not possible.
What they mean: The one I like is either unavailable or doesn't like me.
7. I don't need anyone in my life.
Everyone needs someone. Enough with the facade.
What they mean: I have no one I can date.
these are hilarious :P
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