Wednesday, 30 April 2014

11 lies you need to STOP telling yourself.

1. I have nothing to worry about!

Seriously? Nothing? Think Again!

2. I am over him/her! I have moved on!

Hahahahaha this is funny! Seriously, get your shit together!

3. I am a strong person.

Wow! So you don't feel bad, or cry, and you're always awesome?

4. One day, someday, he/she will fall for me. They'll love me the way I love them.

Too Bad, but SORRY, not gonna happen! Get over it!

5. I am not that fat.

Really? So mirrors lie, cameras lie and so do other people!

6. I do not love him/her.

Yes you do! You so do!

7. I am not jealous.

Oh really? That's interesting! You wanna make more jokes?

8. I am not too drunk ! I can do this.

Really? Do you want to be embarrassed the morning after?

9. I'll start dieting tomorrow.

Seriously, everyone knows, this tomorrow, never gonna come baby! Do yourself a favor, start TODAY!

10. He/ She is just a good friend. Just that.

Funny! I refuse to believe you.

11. Someone, Somewhere is made for me.

Naah! Too much optimism here.. it's your life, not a movie!

Saturday, 26 April 2014

18 things you should not say to a girl.. (Unless you want her to leave you and never come back)

1. XYZ (another female) looks better than you.
I will kill you in my mind.


2. You look fat in that dress.
OMFG! Like you never look fat! So, what?


3. Can you really eat all of that?
WTF is your problem!


4. My ex used to.. (insert nice things your ex used to do..)
So go back to the b**ch!

5. You sound/behave just like XYZ (another female).
Can you for one second, stop thinking about her! I'm right here.. for god's sake!

6. She's hotter than you.
So? Ian Somerhalder is the hottest of all!!!!!! Do i ever compare you to him??

7. Your friend is really hot. I really like her.

8. You don't look good today.
You don't look good any day!! I still tolerate you, and keep my mouth shut, don't I?

9. Are you on your period? You're behaving like it!
This- Never say this! 

10. You're too smart for a girl!
And you're too dumb for a person!! Like really!

11. You don't know how to drive!
Ask the men I drive crazy :p

12. You're wrong!
No you're Wrong!For thinking that I am wrong!!

13. You can't do it.
Oh and you can?Do it then!!

14. Girls have it all easy!!
Really? Go through periods every month and then we'll talk about who has it easy!

15. Why do you hang out so much with guys?
Umm.. because they're nice! Dude, WTF is your problem?

16. You shop too much?
Okay! So, I don't remember borrowing money from you for that!

17. Do you like me and/or have feelings for me?
Duh-uh if it was a simple yes or no, you would have already known! And seriously, first you tell me if you like me!

18. Can I kiss you?
Stupid man, just do it already! I'll cry rape if I am not interested, but seriously, don't ask before kissing! Big turn off!

Thursday, 24 April 2014

5 tell tale signs that she has friend-zoned you (and how you can try escape it !!)

Into a girl but not sure about her feelings? You think she likes you,but maybe just as a friend?
I suggest, go through this checklist and know for yourself, if you are a friend, or more!

1. No Make Up and Pyjamas

So she's casual and comfy around you? So what? You might feel it's no big deal!
But beware, if a girl is into you, she'll always dress to impress, and
would always put her best foot forward.

If she doesn't care how she looks around you, you have successfully
been friendzoned.

Escape: Girls love compliments. Compliment her even when she doesn't
dress up. This will indicate that you're taking notice and she might
start dressing up around you and taking your feelings a tad bit more

2. Hugs

Wow! The girl hugs you and a sudden rush of blood moves into a lot of
different parts of your body and you start thinking.. "Dude. she's
into me!"
Sorry to burst your bubble, but NO, she's not into you. When a girl is
into you, she is usually awkward with touch, not to mention an entire

So, this chance that you're getting to feel her against you, NAH! Don't take it!

Escape: Next time she hugs you, tell her upfront that it makes you
feel uncomfortable. If she's not a dumb blonde, she's most likely to
get the hint.

3. The Details

Do you know what's on her shopping list? Do you know about all the boring crap on her mind? Do you also know when is her period due? 
If your answer to the above questions is yes, CONGRATULATIONS!! You have successfully made it to the friendzone! In fact, to her, you might be one of the 'GIRLS'.

Escape: Run Away now!! Tell her you don't wish to discuss topics like make up, shopping, PMS etc as they are not appealing to you. Draw the line.

4. Boyfriend Alert

Duh-uh! Isn't it obvious? If she is dating someone, or begins to date someone who she met after meeting you, then YES my friend, very obviously, you are in the friendzone.

Escape: The only escape here is to share your true feelings. She'll either dump him or you'll know where you stand.

5. Flirt No More

The biggest warning sign is when a girl doesn't flirt with you, not even a bit.
So, if you don't receive random compliments from her, or she doesn't even look at you sensually, or if she never really deliberately touches you; it's quite safe to assume that you're in the friendzone!

Escape: You initiate flirting. Be Subtle- compliment her, appreciate her efforts and occasionally share glances with lust in your eyes.